Episodes Three and Four prove that Levinson and Link were not trying to create another Burke’s Law where the detective has some lovely run-ins with a bunch of old stars before one of them is randomly shown to be the killer. Here, they’re going for a cleverer show, with actual clues leading to surprise endings. There are problems around the edges (at least in Episode 3), but all in all the show continues to gather steam.
EPISODE THREE: THE ADVENTURE OF THE CHINESE DOG
(written by Robert Van Scoyk; story by Gene Thompson; original airdate 9/25/75)
A foreshadow of my feelings for this episode: the most famous name here is Orson Bean, who once described himself as “a neo-celebrity who’s famous for being famous.” Always likable on his thousands of appearances on game shows (he was a regular on To Tell the Truth) and late night interviews, active participant in theatre, film, and television, Bean wasalways somewhere to be seen, and I guess the best to be said is that one can make ones mark and be a success without becoming a truly famous person.
Eugene Roche was another such performer, with such a long string of film and TV credits that if you spotted him in a line-up, you might not accuse him of being your mugger, but you would definitely know the guy. Most famous for being the Ajax Man in a series of cleanser commercials. Most interesting here is Murray Hamilton, a noted character actor whose presence on the big or small screen always made an impression, whether as Mr. Robinson in The Graduate or Blanche’s “Big Daddy” on The Golden Girls.
Geraldine Brooks was a striking actress whose fairly brief film career was followed by many TV appearances. Katherine Crawford was a TV performer of no great distinction.
On their way to a fishing trip, Ellery and the Inspector’s car breaks down right outside the small town of Wrightsville. Ellery’s presence should cinch the deal: town founder Eben Wright is murdered in his estate; the weapon is the solid gold, jewel encrusted Chinese temple dog that he was bestowing upon his daughter as a wedding present. The Inspector wants to keep fishing, but Ellery is dragged into the case by grocer Henry Palmer (Hamilton) who is challenging Sheriff Oscar Eberhardt (Roche) in the upcoming election. The suspects include daughter Julia (Crawford), her shady fiancé Gordon Wilde (Robert Hogan), Wright’s awkward nephew Warren (Bean) and his devoted but moody housekeeper Tilda McDonald (Brooks).
A true Ellery Queen fan is bound to sit up and take notice when the name “Wrightsville” pops up on the screen. This New England town was the setting for some of the authors’ most poignant mysteries. Unfortunately, Wrightsville is just another hick village here, and the show resembles more an episode of Green Acres: lots of country bumpkins making one mistake after another, all of them talking like characters in an Asay Mayo mystery. What’s just as annoying is watching Ellery and his dad laugh amusedly as the police bungle the job in a slapstick sort of way. It really grates on the nerves!
Thus, the episode feels just as padded as the first one did – however, the mystery here is admittedly better. One central clue (discussed in spoilers) has a nice explanation that leads straight to the killer. I just wish that the producers had better honored the legacy of Wrightsville from the novels, rather than simply giving the village that name as a passing Easter egg to EQ fans.
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EPISODE FOUR: THE ADVENTURE OF THE COMIC BOOK CRUSADER
(written by Robert Van Scoyk; original airdate 10/2/75)
The two big stars here are Donald O’Connor and Tom Bosley. O’Connor was one of those lifetime performers whose career began as a child in vaudeville, hoofing it up with his family. He signed first with Paramount and then with Universal, and his great claim to fame at the latter, a series of movies where O’Connor played second banana to Francis the Talking Mule, might have consigned him to the bin where all B character actors go. But the role of Cosmo in Singin’ in the Rain elevated his star status, and he continued to alternate between big musicals like Call Me Madam and There’s No Business Like Show Business and movies opposite a jackass. He made many appearances on television during the final phase of his career.
Bosley got his acting start on television where his contributions were indelible, but he also made his mark on the Broadway stage, earning a Tony in 1959 playing the title role in the musical Fiorello, and he appeared in many films, including one of my favorites, The World of Henry Orient. On TV he was most famous as Howard Cunningham, Richie’s dad, on Happy Days. Appearing in this EQ episode led Bosley to a long recurring role on an even more successful L&L show, playing Sheriff Amos Tupper on Murder, She Wrote.
Burly Ken Swofford appeared in dozens of films and TV shows, playing good cops, bad cops, and brutes of all kinds, in a career that spanned forty years. Lynda Day George was one of those beautiful women who seemed to appear on every television drama. She had a regular role during the final seasons of Mission: Impossible, but mostly she was the consummate guest star. She married actor Christopher George, and soon after his death in 1983 she retired from acting.
Bud Armstrong (Bosley) is a renowned comic book artist, famous for titles like Captain Cosmo, Future Man, and Lola the Jungle Princess. In reality, he is a savage taskmaster who has contracted a group of artists to do all the work, while he edits and takes all the credit. His team includes letterer Kenny Freeman (O’Connor), colorist Lyle Shannon (Joseph Maher), background artist Vincent Porter (George Sperdakos), and figure artist Phil Collins (Eddie Freestone). When he’s not abusing his team, he’s making passes at his secretary, Alma Van Dine (George).
But Armstrong has made a new enemy, a writer named . . . Ellery Queen! When EQ learns that Armstrong has developed a comic book about the author/detective without Ellery’s permission, our hero threatens (in front of witnesses) that he will make sure the offending comic is killed. That very night, Armstrong is shot to death while editing the EQ comic. With his dying breath, he makes a mark on one of the panels on his desk. Can Ellery figure out the meaning of the dying message despite being framed himself for the murder?
Like “The Adventure of Auld Lang Syne,” we have another case where nearly every bit of deduction revolves around the dying message. But all is not lost: this is a much more absorbing story, thanks to Bosley’s memorable victim, George and O’Connor as suspects (the other three are stick figures at best), and, most memorably, Ken Swofford as a new recurring foil for EQ: Frank Flannagan, muckraking newspaper columnist. He is the opposite of Simon Brimmer – brash where Brimmer is couth, with a whole different sort of hubris. While I prefer Simon Brimmer, Flannagan provides a contrasting human sore point for our sleuth. In later episodes, he will compete against Ellery for the “scoop” of solving a case, although Flannagan doesn’t have the smarts that Brimmer can lay claim to. In his debut, Flannagan, who likes to call Ellery “Junior,” is responsible for putting the detective in jail for half the episode.
So, all in all, a middling puzzle mystery – the actual murder plot is fairly preposterous, and the dying message is a bit of a reach. But the milieus of the comic industry and the fourth estate are put to good use, and the lead guest stars, including George who is channeling a bimbo with a heart of gold and good stenographer skills, play well with the main cast.
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We’ll be back soon with episodes five and six!